Bathroom etiquette

Yes, I know, its like the booger on your face everybody sees but are too embarrassed to tell you about.... But, (no pun intended) when you are at work, I believe there are certain rules of Bathroom Etiquette. Lucky for you dear one, I am here to enlighten you! Feel free to add your own suggestions!!
After just having visited our office salle de bains I decided it just had to be said. What is acceptable and what isn't?
Is it ok to identify the person in the stall next to you by their shoes? Yes! And if you feel like it...speak to them. It detracts from what is actually going on. Although, as a word of caution, for some people, it distracts them so much they can't go. Know your neighbor.
Duceing - You know what I'm talkin about,...2...poop...taking the kids to the pool...the key here is FLUSH, FLUSH, FLUSH!AS YOU GO! Nobody wants to smell your stench..and we particularly don't want to smell it half way down the hall, alerting us to your presence or that you have been there. (and the guilty partys shall remain nameless here, but just know, the whole building is aware of your stinkage)
And for God's sake..if you leave residue on the seat...of ANY kind, clean it off! Always check behind yer hinney!
Air freshener is nice, but please, I implore...don't overdo. It will not mask the fact you have just tore up the bathroom with your odor. Overdoing it will only make it worse..and gag the rest of us.
Is it ok to identify to others when they arrive...and the stench greets them before you do..is it ok to let them know..it wasn't you? Unquestionably. And if they look doubtful, as if they don't believe, Identify the culprit if you know. All bets are off if you are getting the blame for someone else's poop. Indeed!
If you know someone is sitting in the stall next to you, waiting for you to leave so they can poo..for God's sake---get the heck outta there and let them go before they explode.
As an aside, if the person in the stall next to you is being completely unladylike, it is ok to give them that knowing angry look the next time you pass them in the hall. They know they are farting without shame..also, don't hesitate to call them out on it. It's your dooty...heheh
Lastly, but not least..wash your hands before you leave. Nobody likes stinky handed people ya know